Don’t Bring This Sign
Keep it classy, people. Do not click this image, print the .pdf and show up at Newt Gingrich’s election night party at the Rosen Centre Hotel in Orlando at 8PM Tuesday thinking it would be “funny.” It wouldn’t be. At all.
So somebody made a rap about Ron Swanson and now I think I’m going to have the phrase Ron Fucking Swanson stuck in my head all day.
Figured I’d put up my uni timetable
Antarctic Headgear… it’s so in right now.
Animal hoods are so last season… animals ON your HAT is the next big thing. You heard it here first… (or 2nd since Mallory already posted about it today).
Penguin Hats are the coolest, and I’m completely obsessed with their website…
Why should you own a penguin hat? Oh, they cover that one for you:
Why do I need Penguin Hats?
Penguin Hats have several unique and useful features that distinguish them from other hats:
- Penguin
- Companionship
- Splendor
Penguin Hats are also very warm and comfortable and are guaranteed to inspire a feeling of coziness wherever they are worn. If you live in an Antarctic climate or other area where penguins may be present then you may attract hundreds if not thousands of penguins. It is not recommended to wear Penguin Hats in the presence of sea lions or other Antarctic predators. Penguin Hats assumes no legal responsibility for any injuries or mishaps due to wearing Penguin Hats around said predators.
Penguin fact: Some penguins are filled entirely with candy. You just have to look hard enough.
So magical. So into it.
Fun science fact: if you took both your small and large intestines and stretched them out, end to end, you would die.
(Source: itsstoopkid)
dvdp:
you will never hear a pilot saying “I hate my job”
A whole flight day in 8 minutes (mute it)
so who’s going to get me one
