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May 25, 2013

itfeelslikegold:

getbackinthewagonwoman:

freshprincesubs:

Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)

aka THE BEST THING EVER!!

i’ve never seen bradley cooper happier

That was perfect.

 
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May 21, 2013

I know you’re all feeling the darkness here today, but there’s no reason to give in.

This was such a weird episode but then it had Stan being Stan and Ken dancing and it was perfect

 
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May 20, 2013

Solid evening. Mocking ancient dead dudes and Jason Statham. 

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May 18, 2013
 
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May 18, 2013

Demetri Martin’s 224 word palindrome

“Dammit I’m Mad”
 
Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.

May 18, 2013

So this is pretty rad

 
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May 17, 2013
waltersartmuseum:

Our eagle-eyed conservators spotted an ancient Roman bust in the collection that looks very much like Zach Galifianakis. 

waltersartmuseum:

Our eagle-eyed conservators spotted an ancient Roman bust in the collection that looks very much like Zach Galifianakis. 

 
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May 16, 2013

Yay I’ve done 760 words of my 1200 word essay that’s due tomorrow.   Considering I hadn’t decided on the question until 8 o’clock tonight that doesn’t seem too bad.  I may have to find cricket to listen to whenever I have an essay to write.

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May 14, 2013