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May 25, 2013

itfeelslikegold:

getbackinthewagonwoman:

freshprincesubs:

Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)

aka THE BEST THING EVER!!

i’ve never seen bradley cooper happier

That was perfect.

 
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May 21, 2013

I know you’re all feeling the darkness here today, but there’s no reason to give in.

This was such a weird episode but then it had Stan being Stan and Ken dancing and it was perfect

 
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May 20, 2013

Solid evening. Mocking ancient dead dudes and Jason Statham. 

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May 20, 2013

Elle tries to learn things and not ruin her future →

So in case your own studying is not driving you insane enough I’m tumblring mine as a way to actually motivate myself to do it.  Watch me be flippant about Ancient Greek dudes and also learn about how crappy the Terror was, it turns out that’s really hard to be flippant about. 

 
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May 18, 2013
 
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May 18, 2013

Demetri Martin’s 224 word palindrome

“Dammit I’m Mad”
 
Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.

May 18, 2013

So this is pretty rad

 
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May 17, 2013
waltersartmuseum: Our eagle-eyed conservators spotted an ancient Roman bust in the collection that looks very much like Zach Galifianakis. 

waltersartmuseum:

Our eagle-eyed conservators spotted an ancient Roman bust in the collection that looks very much like Zach Galifianakis. 

 
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May 16, 2013

Yay I’ve done 760 words of my 1200 word essay that’s due tomorrow.   Considering I hadn’t decided on the question until 8 o’clock tonight that doesn’t seem too bad.  I may have to find cricket to listen to whenever I have an essay to write.

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May 14, 2013
 

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