vondell-swain:

vernalized:

also i discovered that i haven’t been telling people the right name when they ask who i have for zoology.

i’ve been saying i have dr. haverford, like tom haverford from parks and rec, but his name is actually dr. havner. whoops.

“Get out your textbooks and turn to page 223, today we’re gonna be covering the evolution and domestication of Woof Woofs.

(Woof Woofs are what I call dogs, Dilly-O’s are armadillos. I call stingrays squish-fish, I call giraffes long-ass horses. Wild chickens are Wild-Wild Chicky-Chicks, domestic chickens are Chicky-Chicky Farm-Farm.)”